Mayer Quotes

When you read this, you'll understand just how normal John really is.  Stuff a person can relate to!

"I pride myself on always being bigger than the moment, and smarter than the moment, and I'm just a 16-year-old kid in this moment--and this moment is kicking my ass." - at the 2003 Grammy Awards

"I don’t need to be the next Dave Matthews, but it wouldn’t matter if I was the biggest thing in the world either, as long as I can have a personal relationship with the listener. As long as you give me a guitar and I get to play some real stuff. That’s where it’s at for me."

"I don't mind making sissy rock... I'll rock your ass sensitive-style"

"I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists"

"People ask me what the best part of being famous is, my first thought is to tell them about my new flat screen. Seriously, it rocks, it is beautiful. But it is more than just my flat screen. It is the fact that I can play this next song, and none of you will leave."

"I'm so ready to be in-love, I'm so ready to be sick to my stomach missing somebody, I'm so ready to say goodbye to my girlfriend when she comes to visit me for 2 days and choke on my tears in the back of the van silently for the first half hour of the ride. I want it. It's just not my time."

"We used to call that song 'tori' but we changed it to 'Victoria', because tori's a slutty name....there's no one named tori out there tonight is there?"

"Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes."

"What I’m doing is self-sufficient and lives in it’s own village. We have our own hospital and our own police station and our own stadium and we don’t need to borrow from any other town."

"I'm looking for my ideal soul mate. That is somebody who is confident enough to feel love at a moment when love is not being given. A lot of times, I feel like I'm on the road to support a family I don't even have yet. I don't have to tour as much as I do, but I want to for that future family."