There are different types of quotes from the movie and I seperate them as a see fit. new catagories may surface as new quotes are added, but right now we'll stick the the following:

Random
Stating the Obvious
Suggestive


Random - Totally random and unsorted.

Sweet Lou :: I followed you here cause you've got balls and because Sandy's dad was gonna rip off mine

Greg :: You gotta start spendin' money, bro. Money spendin's good

Dustin:: I'm always gonna skate, I'm just not gonna be homeless like you guys.

Matt :: It happened already!
Dj (Tom Green) :: It already happened

Dustin :: Dammit!
Matt :: Dude, I didn't even know I was goin'
Dustin :: You know what? I just got peed on

Dustin :: Oh Ok yeah, that's a good idea. Take a crap on his bus. He would appreciate that

Sweet Lou :: Wham, bam, steal the van

Matt :: Chili, chili, chili, chili, chili, chili, chili, chili

Dustin :: You know what, Eric? I'm sure we're gonna get a sign. In fact, look, Jimmy Wilson is coming over the hill right now to give us a big deal. Look, there's his bus, and he's got a scholarship for me. Oh, no, wait. That's a mirage because WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT!!!

Sweet Lou :: Sweet Lou cleans no man's poo

Boss :: i'm sorry sir i didn't--
Eric :: HELLO!?!?
Boss:: I didn't get that sir could you could you repeat that please?
Eric :: OPEN YOUR EARS, JACKASS!!!!

Dustin :: What the hell is wrong with you?
Matt :: I hate clowns

Sweet Lou :: Don't be so harsh, Mama. Hook us up
Lady :: You know what? Mama's already been hooked up. Next





Stating the Obvious - You really have to watch these scenes to get it, but try to picture it.

Matt grabs past Lou's ear and brings out a red ball
Matt :: Hey Lou, my sister wanted me to give you this. It's her nose




Suggestive - If telling people you love Grind isn't bad enough, check out these quotes that can go so many different ways. I'm not going to explain anything, that spoils the fun.

Eric and Jamie share a lovely kiss, suddenly you here
Dustin :: We're up Next

Jamie :: Tour slut at your service

Matt :: I just got violated by a lizard, man! ... Actually, that felt kinda good

Eric :: Uh yeah I'd like chili. Fire in the hole. hotter than hell make it meat meat meat in the ass.

Matt :: Evening ladies I'm Matt Jensen tonight you're gonna be my sex slaves...

Bam :: I don't care, they're all the same shape

Matt :: Bro, you got me out of your garage, chicks are starting to look at me--
Dustin :: That's because you don't smell like anus anymore